Candy

Can I get some candy?

A five gallon bucket would be handy

What kinds you got?

C’mon doc, Tootsie Roll’s what I want

 

Dentist said it’s bad for me

But will I really get a cavity?

Sugar’s what I like

So give me Mike and Ike's

 

Some kids spend money on drugs

Me, it’s all about Milk Duds

Got to get me some Pop Rocks

Buy that stuff by the box

 

I am not much of a sweetie

My sugar levels disagree

Crunch bars will hold me over all right

But those Butterfingers are such a delight

 

Do not take me to a hospital

Get me some candy soda bottles

Smashed my piggy bank into a million pieces

This way I can buy some more Reese’s